Fun | Dominik Mayer – Products, Asia, Productivity

Sure, Safe An Alien is a rather useless application, but I like the concept and the aliens look nice. What I don’t like is the fact that, so far, it has been impossible to download my alien. And I’ve been trying it for over a month now. The only thing I get is a magenta box saying:

Generating your wallpaper! it may take a few seconds…

These picture sites seem not to like me.

Good to know.

If you’d create a product, let’s say a website, wouldn’t you at least check the meaning of your name in the top ten languages? Well, doof didn’t.

According to HumanForSale.com I’m worth $2,457,100. CadaverForSale.com puts my remains at $3,710. So I’ll lose $2,453,390 by dropping dead.

I’ve been trying to simpsonize myself for over a week now but the stupid site won’t let me:

Whoa! As the world is going Simpsons it is getting a little crowded in here. Come back a little later and try again.

Arg. It worked for a friend:

Emmm… No.

Well, ok, the second line’s true.